IMPROGGING NONSENSE

OK, improgging is not nonsense. I am improgging the word nonsense. As you can see by the definition below, I am an expert in this area.

NONSENSE
noun: a message that seems to convey no meaning, or an ornamental object with no value

I know plenty of these:

* emails I send

* convoluted blog posts (see any of mine)

* a lecture from the sales rep at the tile store about how carpet is bad for my health (you know vapors, chemicals) as she leaves for her smoke break

* pink ribbons will cure breast cancer

* claiming seat belts mess up your outfit

* complaining there is no full-length mirror at a mountain cabin (AKA get over yourself)

* walking out of your child's dental office with your new iphone, hop into your new Escalade and claim you "can't afford" $50 to fix your child's decayed teeth

* using a paper napkin to wipe your mouth when your shirt is so handy (ages 10 and under)

* thong underwear

* a logical explanation for retail therapy

* fat-free candy

* most things George Bush utters

* my age and weight

* some kids are naturally neat

Now this next part is not nonsense- I am happily in the lovely Lake Tahoe area for a week. My blogging capabilities will be severely limited for the time being. I promise to then have a vacation-renewed fabulous blog style rolling upon my return.................