Wednesday, June 25, 2008

IMPROGGING NONSENSE



OK, improgging is not nonsense. I am improgging the word nonsense. As you can see by the definition below, I am an expert in this area.

NONSENSE
noun: a message that seems to convey no meaning, or an ornamental object with no value


I know plenty of these:



* emails I send


* convoluted blog posts (see any of mine)


* a lecture from the sales rep at the tile store about how carpet is bad for my health (you know vapors, chemicals) as she leaves for her smoke break


* pink ribbons will cure breast cancer


* claiming seat belts mess up your outfit


* complaining there is no full-length mirror at a mountain cabin (AKA get over yourself)


* walking out of your child's dental office with your new iphone, hop into your new Escalade and claim you "can't afford" $50 to fix your child's decayed teeth


* using a paper napkin to wipe your mouth when your shirt is so handy (ages 10 and under)


* thong underwear


* a logical explanation for retail therapy


* fat-free candy


* most things George Bush utters


* my age and weight


* some kids are naturally neat


Now this next part is not nonsense- I am happily in the lovely Lake Tahoe area for a week. My blogging capabilities will be severely limited for the time being. I promise to then have a vacation-renewed fabulous blog style rolling upon my return.................



5 comments:

MamaGeek said...

Lake TAHOE? THAT sounds LOVELY!

Enjoy every minute of that or else! :)

MamaGeek said...

I am TOTALLY envious.

Improgging Fool! said...

AH! Smell that Tahoe air. There is nothing nonsense about the air quality up there. Enjoy!

Hayley Townley, Breast Cancer Survivor Extraordinaire said...

Nonsense! Wordless Wednesday and Improgging can be all wrapped up into one!

shannond said...

Oh I so love the crack about the iphone, escalade chick who won't pay for dental work for her child!! Arrgh those people make me CRAZY! Have fun in Tahoe!