Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Multi-Tasking Manga Master
Looking on dear five year-old daughter's desk this morning, I see she had out her mini-manga drawing book that Santa put in her stocking. Santa was not sure she would like it. But he wanted to be fair since her brothers got the same kits. She was the first to try it. Here are the included instructions. Her sketch is on the left.
I think she did pretty well, especially considering she used a ball-point pen. I told her how impressed I was and she said "Oh, that. I just did it real quick while I was sitting on the pot."
Talk about a casual artist......
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Hope Your Wife Is In Good Shape
The kiddos are happily eating their pancakes, eagerly awaiting present time. I noticed the following note next to the fireplace:
Dear: Santa Clause
I have been a good kid this year. and I would also like to know how youre reindeer and wife are doing? Rudolph still got his nose bright for Christmas. Does Rudolph ever get his nose polished? Well, hows your wife? Is she in good shape? And health is doing good right? I'd really like these questions answered Christmas morning.
Sincerely, Scott
P.S. hope you are in good health and shape too.
No rest for the weary Santa. You had better get back to him on this :)
Merry Christmas all of my bloggy friends. Thanks for your friendship and support all year!!!
Friday, December 12, 2008
The Greaty Eighties
Can't you just smell the Love's Babysoft now? I am going to post some old photos from my scrapbook, but gag me with a spoon for sure, don't know how it happened, but I sure remember looking cooler back then. LOL
This chick is not me ----------------------------------->
but I had that exact hairstyle for at least a few years. My kids will be so proud.
My favorite 80's memories:
* when a friend sprayed her hair for an entire minute with a can of Raid on accident~ DUH! It looked a little like the AquaNet can.......
* shopping at Miller's Outpost and a little store called Ragsmatazz for shiny, tight clothes and anything "ESPIRIT"
* going to SF with mom to hit the outlets, back when outlets were little hole in the wall stores or basements scattered all over the city
* feeling kinda left out when all my friends got perms since my hair was already curly
* dreaming of driving a new Datsun 280Z but really driving a Plymouth Satellite also known as "The Shark" which, BTW, can fit up to 10 non-seatbelt wearing girls with big hair and big talk and big aspirations. Also good for Chinese fire drills for the same reason
* Def Leppard, Van Halen, Flock of Seagulls, Duran, Duran, The Cars.....
* the birth of MTV especially the "Rio" video
* eating junk food, including TAB and all the Hostess stashed in my friend Bonti's freezer in her parents' garage, without worrying about fitting into those 501s or acid wash jeans with the high waist
* talking on the phone (the only line in the house) for HOURS about absolutely NOTHING
* dreaming of where to got to college
* dreaming of how the guys will be so much more mature that year......
* counting down the days until the braces came off and then when they finally come off, figure out nobody noticed the braces anyway
* staying out of "The Stoner Bathroom" at high school
* going to football games/the movies at night when it was probably 20 degrees out not wearing a jacket of any kind
* chewing green apple gum because it stunk like pot and somehow that was cool
* telling my parents I was spending the night at Jessie's house (oh so naive they were..)* wearing bright red nail polish and matching waterproof lipstick, covering up curling iron boo boos and the occasional hickey
* cruising down Jefferson Avenue on Friday and Saturday nights in Napa~ woohooo!
* in college working in a store's lingerie department and seeing the look on the wife's face when I would say hi to my
professor(s) as they both walked by
* "Oh My God!!!!!"
* cassette tapes, empty hairspray cans and hairbrushes scattered all over the inside of our cars
* passing notes while driving in cars
*hard alcohol was wine coolers
* working out was aerobics. period. workout clothes involved leotards, headbands and reebok high-top sneakers
Well, found my high school portrait. You can even see the pink feathers, but you can't see the ugly tube top you had to wear under it. Sun-In in my hair and some ridiculous lip gloss and eyeliner. Also strangely preserved are some of my swim team photos. Notice the red nails and lipstick even under water...
I would love to have that old hair back.....
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Simple Enough
Obviously I have parent heimers after an entire decade of kidhood. I was minimally prepared. Somehow each new session I think it is going to be easier than the last year.........
I did manage one good photo after small amounts of blood, sweat, tears and minor threats.
My back up plan was to use an old and somewhat embarrassing photo of the kids. So they can put it on their list of things I did wrong when they are in therapy. Some of my favorite contenders...
Merry Christmas from the Karate Kid Photokiller
Seasons Greeterings
Hark the Railroad Angels Sing.....
Deck the Halls with a Little Harmless Cross-Dressing
Not a Creature was stirring, not even a pissed off mouse (who's entire class had to be mice in the school play, much to his chagrin)
PEACE BE WITH ALL OF YOU DURING THIS CRAZY ASS HOLIDAY TIME!!