Tuesday, August 5, 2008


Today I am improgging the word SASSY.

I used to be sassy. Of course, having a teen-aged body didn't hurt in this pursuit. They didn't call me Wonderbuns in high school for nothing ;)

Let's just say now I strive to be sassy. Sassy is a goal. I have some great sassy friends. Hayley are you there my brave and bold friend?? Trust me, you can learn a lot from her. Life is so much fun when you can dress up like the Mona Lisa, Danica Patrick, Betty Crocker and Miss Piggy all in one day.

Today in my Sassy Fantasy Life I would:

1) tell my husband I need a wife to help me get all my stuff done
2) watch Desperate Housewives and not be embarrassed to tell anyone that I love the show
3) wear clothes that were made for 20-year olds
4) go out on the field and help my dear husband coach his bantam football team
5) bring home some stray cats
6) drive a Porsche convertible
7) call people right away on their BS phony crap
8) wear a shirt that says F*CK CANCER
9) tell people that are walking around Target with their bluetooth to stop freakin' talking to me
10) honk and wave at the car with the bumper sticker that says "Honk if you're horny!"

So what are your sassy goals? Let's make them happen! Seize the day! I am going out to look for some stray cats now. See you later!


Hayley Townley, Breast Cancer Survivor Extraordinaire said...

Let's all be sassy together! And honk your horn at everybody! And let's get those t-shirts and wear them to our next SLYS meeting. Maybe we could share a wife?

I love you and I think you are sassy as can be!

Improgging Fool! said...

Oh my. F*&k Cancer. This is terrific stuff here, my improgging friend!

XOXO! Thanks for playing!

MamaGeek said...

Honk if you're horny gave me permasmirk.

Girl, you got sassy written all over you! :)

Popsicles & Lollipops said...

Well, let me count the ways I love your sassy self. Please call me up so I can fly out to dress up like 20 year olds and start flagging guys down who are sportin' the horny bumper stickers. We'll take turns driving while the other "flashes the goods" out the window. It'll be easy to do since we'll already be in a state of undress anyways. ;-) You're a hoot, Margerie!

NanWright said...

I normally just read the first page of blogs and then lose interest.... but YOURS is something else. You have a special knack of writing that keeps me wanting to read more and more. I only wish my own blog was that interesting! Keep it up....
Nan Wright

Susan said...

I think we need a sassy-girls' weekend.

shannond said...

I freakin love it!!!