After the shock and awe of my diagnosis I wanted to know WHY in a big way. Was very let down that no amount of asking or searching was going to get me my answer. So I came up with my secret recipe theory:
SECRET BREAST CANCER RECIPE
1 basic human body(genetics included)
many foodstuffs (eaten over a lifetime)
20+ years of various environmental factors
a few sprinkles of exogenous and endogenous hormones (pregnancies, nursing, birth control pills, HRT-pick one or more)
1 or 2 key viruses (exact virus and circumstances unknown)
some exercise (maybe not enough)
A few stress events
A dash of bad luck
A pinch of why me
Combine and bake at 98.6F for 30-60 years and voila!!!
the perfect breast cancer served on a silver pan, rush to pathology.
I am throwing out my apron....................
Are we there yet?
4 comments:
And my favorite part of the recipe when you ask about ANYTHING?
The answer is always, "EVERYBODY IS DIFFERENT."
Oooh, recipes and pictures in your improg.Way to go, my improgging buddy!
Do you think I could just have a bite of that cupcake?
Although facetious, this recipe is also touching. I hope someday this dish gets taken off the menu for good.
I think the cupcake winked at me.
This recipe is incredibly inspiring Margerie. Very neat post my friend.
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