You can have two fashion seasons: UGG boots and flip flops. Oh so comfy, and you can be the envy of fashionistas everywhere!
If you eat 6 cups of watermelon including the rind, it is comparable to taking a Viagra. (Information compliments of my hubbie)
My cat Melissa thinks dry Grape Nuts are just as good as dry cat food. Crunch, crunch.
It is possible to take one 6 year old boy to a BBQ party and come home 3 hours later with same six year old boy who has accomplished: playing numerous football, soccer, dodge ball and basketball games with 5 teenage foreign exchange students (half of whom do not speak any English), a new knee scrape, a new arm scrape, a new ankle scrape (all separate occurrences), dog wrestling (2 different dogs), block building, bike riding, scooter riding, muddy feet, muddy shirt, wet shirt, wet shoes, missing socks, muddy and wet shorts, silly string hair, silly string ball wadded up in muddy shorts pocket, lemonade and brownie stained face, pinata booty and wagon ride down a steep hill initiation. This kid does more in three hours than I do in a year (or two!)
My other son wants to open up a "baby food only" restaurant and call it Gums-R-Us
According to dear daughter, your day can be defined as "the greatest day ever" if you wake up and your toe nail polish is still on. I just love her philosophy......
4 comments:
GumsRUs made me laugh. I heard that about watermelon on one of the morning programs the other day. How funny.
Oh Margerie, you crack me.
I'm still reading and re-reading the watermelon rind link. NO WAY!
Your knowledge is vast. REALLY VAST! :)
There is a lot of stuff in that head of yours! Glad you are sharing it with the world.
Love you!
Wow, you know a lot!
I have a bag from Bazura Bags made from drink pouches by women in the Philippines. It's my favorite knitting bag--reduces garbage and is cute at the same time!
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