Showing posts with label secret recipe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label secret recipe. Show all posts

Friday, August 1, 2008

Facetious Recipe

So today I am improgging facetious. My morning brain synapsed a facetious way to figure out how I ended up getting breast cancer.



After the shock and awe of my diagnosis I wanted to know WHY in a big way. Was very let down that no amount of asking or searching was going to get me my answer. So I came up with my secret recipe theory:






SECRET BREAST CANCER RECIPE

1 basic human body(genetics included)
many foodstuffs (eaten over a lifetime)
20+ years of various environmental factors
a few sprinkles of exogenous and endogenous hormones (pregnancies, nursing, birth control pills, HRT-pick one or more)
1 or 2 key viruses (exact virus and circumstances unknown)
some exercise (maybe not enough)
A few stress events
A dash of bad luck
A pinch of why me

Combine and bake at 98.6F for 30-60 years and voila!!!
the perfect breast cancer served on a silver pan, rush to pathology.



I am throwing out my apron....................


Are we there yet?